Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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