is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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