What did we do last night that was yellow?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
