I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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