those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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