Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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