i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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