we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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