So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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