i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Randomize