Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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