How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
