Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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