she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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