I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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