doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Welp...herpes.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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