You surviving the open bar?
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i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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