it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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