just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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