New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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