My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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