My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
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I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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