I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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