What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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