She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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