do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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