I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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