He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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