My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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