So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Can I color on your dick again?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Drunk is not a location!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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