I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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