What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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