when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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