I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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