he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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