Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We have so much sex to catch up on
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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