I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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