So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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