We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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