its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I love having hate sex.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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