I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
tell me about the eggs
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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