I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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