Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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