guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
