He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
