I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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