So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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