my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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