Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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