Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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