My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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