are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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