At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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