I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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